i mean, no guy chooses a girl as hot as this for his music video without being gay. by choosing her, he is clearly compensating for his gay-ness:
another reason i thought he was gay was because hes engaged. i thought he was engaged only to (falsely) prove to the world that he is as straight as an arrow.
(stop it, michael! youre sooooo silly! hahahahaha ; ) : ) ; ) xoxoxoxo).
i was so wrong. michael buble is not gay.
in fact, hes kind of hot and sexy. (yeah, i never thought i would be saying that either).
have you seen this boy smile?
hes just too adorable to be sexy, right?
well he is sexy.
in person, anyway.
i saw him perform last night.
he puts on a fantastic show.
and, surprise! he is absolutely hilarious.
it was actually all his little jokes and whatever that made the show fun.
what a dorky, cute, sexy guy.
another thing,
he knows what everyone is thinking about him.
he knows we all think that he is gay.
wanna know how i know?
he told me.
he said, "alexis, i know you think im gay. because only gay guys sing about love the way i do. i mean, it is pretty gay to sing about love... but im just not gay."
(actually he didnt really tell me personally. i just added the "alexis," part in there for kicks).
but he did talk about the gay rumors, though, and how untrue they were.
and i believed him.
so, let it be known:
michael buble is not gay!
but he is engaged.
which is almost as bad as being gay.
either way i dont have a chance.
