this past weekend,
we decided to float the provo river.
to do so, we needed a few things.
so, we made our way to WALMART!!!!
(for some reason the word walmart seems like it should be shouted).
so that we could support big business
and the high costs that come with the low prices.
when we got to WALMART!!!!!
we bought blow-up lounges.
we bought capri suns.
we bought sunscreen.
and i left feeling a little chaotic inside.
WALMART!!!!
leaving WALMART!!!! was a relief.
we drove up the canyon.
we parked one car at our exit point.
we drove the other car to the starting point.
we parked.
we sunscreened.
we blew up the lounges.
we got in the water.
and we froze.
i shouted something about hypothermia.
then my knees starting bumping into rocks.
he shouted something about how he wasnt a wuss
because hes been over waterfalls.
i couldnt breathe.
my knees were bruised.
and we decided that enough was enough.
we got out.
we walked back to the car.
and we went swimming.
in a pool.
and then later that night we blew up ground flowers and piccolo petes.
happy 4th of july, everyone!
