2.08.2010

"its just embarrassing losing to a girl."


dear boys,

i am not a boy,
and although its fun being invited to "boys night,"
im still not a boy.

please treat me like a girl.
(because i am one).

and if you feel like treating me like a boy,
then at least treat me like my intellect is equal to yours.
(because it is).

please dont be surprised when i whoop you in guitar hero.
and dont whimper when i offer a valid (and winning) argument in debate.
please dont be shocked that i can find an address faster than you can tell which way is north.
also, no farting when im around.
its gross.
even if i am "just alexis,"
its still not ok.

toodles,

lexy girl.