i forgot to tell you, i also read palms, i swallow swords, i mend my own socks, i never eat garlic or onions, what more could you want of a man?

laura has got it figured out! i mean, between the crazed lover and the manly fiancee, she even manages to snag the mysterious lieutenant-- while dead!

it may be odd, but i think that there is something so romantic about the lieutenant falling in love with laura through talking with her friends about her life and reading her diary. its weird and morbid, but its also ridiculously cute.

and then theres a good ending. i always love a good ending!